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Tanning Mom Vs. Teen Mom? Patricia Krentcil Battles Jenelle Evans To The Bloody End!

Exciting news for two of the best moms in the world!

The Tanning Mom will face off against against our favorite Teen Mom star in the Celebrity Boxing ring!

What about crowd favorite, Octo-Mom? She isn’t technically banned from the Celebrity Boxing ring but she’s sitting this one out to, who knows, masturbate on camera for a moderate sum of cash?

That’s right sports train-wreck fans, we have ourselves a bout!

In the red corner is the 20 year-old tatted and silicon tittayed temptress, Jenelle Evans!

And in the blue orange corner? The inexplicable Patricia Krentcil!

Neither, ahem, fighter has boxed professionally before and the two top-notch moms are scheduled to duke it out for three one-minute rounds on December 1st!

We were always taught that, if we don’t have anything nice to say, we shouldn’t say anything at all!

Keeping that lesson in mind…

We have nothing to say. At all.

[Image via Pacific Coast News & Twitter.]

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