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Jon Stewart Rips CNN For Diamond Jubilee Coverage

June 5th 2012 in Perez

God saved a lot of money on His car insurance by switching to Geico the Queen!

American news outlets devoted an entire weekend to coverage of the Diamond Jubilee — instead of, say, a Nigerian plane crash with over 150 fatalities — but Jon Stewart was happy to call them on their codswallop!

At first glance, the celebration of 60 years of the Queen ruling with an iron fist wearing a lot of fancy hats doesn’t seem all that interesting.

The Daily Show gave us a second glance and, still, it was just an “orgy” of boats moving slowly down the river!

Thank heavens for Stewart’s irreverent sense of humor, or the funniest thing about the entire celebration would have been the color of Kate Middleton’s pumps.

Ch-Ch-Check out Jon comparing the Elizabeth II to Darth Vader in the clip (above)!!

BTW — We don’t happen to agree. We LOVED the Jubilee! So many AH-MAZING musical performances. We can’t really blame CNN. It’s really hard to fight the allure of Ed Sheeran and the beauty of Kylie Minogue!




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