Catwoman Pepper Sprays Jack Sparrow In Hollywood Brawl
Only in El Lay…
Some of the characters that troll up and down Hollywood Blvd. got into a huge brawl last week in front of the Kodak Theatre where many tourists visit.
Catwoman, in particular, pepper sprayed a man dressed as Jack Sparrow when the two got into a physical altercation. A second pirate and alien were also allegedly involved in the fight.
Catwoman claims she maced Jack in self-defense because “he was antagonizing me to do so.”
This is what she told news reporters:
“I said, ‘I’m giving you fair warning. If you do not get away from me I will spray you in the face.’”
And, so she did.
And we know she’s not lying because Willy Wonka confirmed her story.
Well, then, now that we know Willy Wonka’s on the case, everybody should feel safe.
This isn’t the first time the characters of Hollywood Blvd. have tussled in front of tourists who visit the area.
Last September, SpongeBob SquarePants was arrested after getting violent with two women on the street. In another incident, Spider-Man was taken away in handcuffs too.
In all seriousness, LAPD needs to crack down on the weirdos that creep up and down the streets. It’s not even funny to see their ridiculous cheap-ass costumes parade around Hollywood and Highland. It just makes us sad now.
